
I'M TEAGO, YOUR BUSINESS bestie, THIRD WHEEL OR HYPE GIRL PROBABLY DOWNING A SPICY MARGS
Welcome to my chaotic corner of the internet. If you're not here for the usual wedding BS, you’re in the right place. When it comes to weddings I froth the drunken dance-floors and the groom’s classic post-photo shoot confession: “Fuck, that was actually way funner than I thought.”— I also teach wedding pros how to build brands that kick ass. So scroll on through babe and pick your poison.







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But if you’re still curious about the girl behind the lens, jump down the rabbit hole. it’s either gonna be a match made in heaven—like finding an extra nugget in your happy meal—or stumbling upon that lone nugget wedged between the couch cushions. either way, you’ll see if we vibe